Lonely soul Untitled Document

ejective:

if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

(via elegancea)

gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

(via the-dietcoke-of-evil)

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

(via beyoncescock)

unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

(via outlasts)

I’m at that point in a semester where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger

(Source: sassykardashian, via the-dietcoke-of-evil)