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it’s funny how people try so hard to find one mistake in a movie and when they find one, they want to tell everybody

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baracknobama:

when my mum tells me to put on a jacket

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okaywork:

when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class

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asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

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jennyfromthesock:

“i found your tumblr”

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angizzoli:

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

This is so my life that’s hurt

Jul 24402,354 notes

maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

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punklean:

when u pass by mcdonalds and your mom just looks at u and says “no”

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(Source: alcoholicmother)

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phobias:

"how are you single?"

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fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

(Source: littlexiutie)

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